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Role da Bones
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A bit ago we had a bit ov a run in wif a big dragon that we was asked to summon by da mista outside Karazhan. Well, we did a bit of meditatin and practicing and went back into da tower last night and summoned him again. Dis time there was no messin about, wiv our new learnings and some drinkin of da mojo spirits Nightbane da undead dragon fell before our wrath.

The mage outside Karazhan seemed pleased, gave me a nice gem for our troubles, and promised to gift everyone else da same once they talked to him about it after doing da trials he sets.
We spotted another stairway in Karazhan that we fink leads to another dragon called Netherspite so we're getting supplies ready to go in and pay him a visit - a violent, eat this, sort of visit. |
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Da Good Trolls Fight Back
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After sneakin past Zul Gurub in da Vale of da Strangle Thorn bushes many times Jumble decided it was time to av a chat wiv da Zandalar tribe to find out about our misguided brothers and sisters. Me and Jumble found out that da loonies av been corrupted by a powerful big spirit so we put da call out to da Guild and last night we gathered in force to teach these Trolls that messin wiv da dark powers is a big mistake.

We had all had much experience wif fightin in Outland and where as we had only got stronger da Trolls of Zul Gurub had stayed the same. We went through da place like da wrath of the earth, nothing could stand in our way as avatar after avatar we killed.
For some reson, maybe it's a Blood Elf or Paladin thing, Snikks took a massive dislike to anything in groups of more than 6 and whenever a big group of things was seen charged into them - maybe it was da challenge or maybe da spirits granted new strength of purpose, we'll never know and Snikks was sayin nothing.

After much exploring and enough blood to satisfy an an entire Orc army we made our way up to Hakkar da Soulflayer, now I is no expert but dis demi-god was not lookin to good - blades for arms, a snake body, wings - all sorts of stuff - it looked to be made out of all da avatars we'd killed to get to him, maybe dat was it.
Snikks and Cylandra led da charge and battle began. I'd like to say da battle was glorious but wif da spirits and big mojo on our side da evil god fell before da might of Zenith. As he fell da rain that had been falling while we was fightin cleared to show us da clear skies above da temple of Zul Gurub - da spirits were pleased.

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Time to Pay Our Repects to The Prince and a Secret Door
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We gathered in Curators room last night all geared up and ready to go and give Aran his weekly thrashing - damn ghosts and their re-appearing. After smearing him all over the library and having a quick game of chess, we go to da top of da tower where da demon Prince Malchezaar was pacing in anger. Snikks issued da challenge and away we went. Da fight was glorious and as da troll spirits chants grew to howls of victory da big demon met his end.

Victory was in da air and on da way back down da tower someone noticed a secret door in a bookcase. Down a small passage was a Satyr wiv a big imp buddy and a lot of small friends. He was not supposed to be there so after a quick chat about who was going to tackle what we went and gave da monster called Terestian Illhoof a quick lesson about standing in our way - still bursting wif da song of victory Illhoof didn't stand a chance.

Now after dat we descided to ave a look on da terrace where i had been instructed by one of da mages outside to summon a dragon using an urn. And summon it we did - it was a massive skeleton dat rained fire on us and summoned help but no matter what we did we couldn't keep it under control so I'm thinkin dat I need to consult da troll elders and do some meditating before we try to summon him again. But next time we go - da dragon will be pet food. |
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Jealousy is a Terrible Thing
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On one of our latest trips to da opera in Karazhan, Jumble thought she would have a chat with Julianne, girl to girl. Julianne, stunned by da awesome troll beauty that is Jumble threw a bit of a hissy fit and in a jealous rage started throwing a bit of magic around the place.

Needless to say, we went and gave her and her boyfriend Romulo a good kicking for picking on Jumble. |
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Not so Tricksy now eh Arran?
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One of da problems with Karazhan is da ghosts - everytime you want to get a bit futher in you ave to bash you way through a load of things you killed da week before. After da last trip where we stuffed da giant robot we went back in and damn me if someone hadn't rebuilt it - it died just as easy the second time though and it was time for Aran to get some of da Zenith mojo.
Everyone was ready, we were as good as we could be without finding any new weapons or armour in the tower so in we went. He tried everything to stop us, blizzards, big magics, little magics, fire, arcane and frost and even a few watery elementals but he was no match for us this night and he went down under a fury of blows.

Of course da bloody problem now is, we have to kill him and everything between him again in a few days to get to da big demon prince, i think Arans gonna be sick of seeing us reel soon.... |
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